Reality check from a friend: priceless

Friends are the people who tighten our grasp on reality. And that's what old college roommates and Gmail chat are for: 

Me:  do you think i could get a job as a traveling photographer/blogger/baker/runner/counselor. 
because that would be ideal. 
Jennifer:  ummm 
Me:  i think i'd like to put all of my interests in a blender and have them come out as a job. 
kind of like a smoothie. 
Jennifer:  yes well... 

I know. It's a stretch. If anyone else has any ideas about what should be going into my occupational blender, please feel free to share.