Dear Identical Car Owner,
Please stop parking next to me at Wegmans. And please, for the love of all that is holy, stop leaving your car unlocked. If you continue to do so, I will continue to mistakenly get into your vehicle thinking it is mine...as I did today...for the second time. Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Woman Who Keeps Trying to Steal Your Car
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